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Aug 11

The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature

Alright, this is an easy introduction. The Nut Job sucked. It came out January, 2014, made an okay money and a sequel was announced for January 15, 2016. Months before that date I noticed it and waited, because I was ready for an equally shitty movie that is easy to trash. And then January happened, …

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May 25

Penguins of Madagascar

With the Penguins of Madagascar, every major animated release in the US in 2014 should now be reviewed on Gorgon Reviews. Hooray! Exciting! Unfortunately it is the sequel/spinoff series to Madagascar, which I found to be very mediocre or bad. However, this one at least also had a TV show before it came out, so …

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May 18

Strange Magic

Where does one begin when talking about Strange Magic? Well, first of all, it basically came out of nowhere. There were two main “kid” movies out in January. Paddington, which had tons of press and was actually pushed a little bit from December, and Strange Magic which had maybe 1 poster hung up somewhere in …

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Oct 09


Rage starring Cage. I think that was the reasoning behind this entire movie. It is a tagline that I don’t think anyone ended up using though. Come on guys, it was right in front of you. Nick Cage has been in a lot of movies, always. He is the type of guy who never says …

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Jun 17

22 Jump Street

If I told you four years ago that not only would a 21 Jump Street comedy be made, but that Jonah Hill would be involved, and they’d have a sequel called 22 Jump Street, you would have kicked me in the nuts. Then publicly shamed me for being a terrible person. You also may have …

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Feb 12

Bad Milo!

I’ve seen some weird movies in my days. You know it is true, because I go and seek them out. Weird strange movies are like my beer of choice, if I had a beer of choice. Which is why I was interested in seeing Bad Milo! The plot line is definitely on the weirder side, …

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Dec 06

Get The Gringo

Mel Gibson‘s real life antics have seemed to put a dimmer on his movie career. The Beaver came out right after or before one of those recorded racist rants of his, which obviously heart the film monetarily, despite being awesome and Jodie Foster‘s first real try and directing. He even got kicked out of The …

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Oct 20

Small Apartments

Small Apartments is another example of a film I picked to watch merely on the bizarre cover. Nothing really out of the ordinary in terms of subject matter, it was just faces of a few cast members. But those faces? Those faces were weird looking. A bunch of actors I recognized, just all slightly off. …

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Jul 09

Tai Chi Hero

After I saw Tai Chi Zero, I was immediately excited for the sequel, Tai Chi Hero. I knew they were filmed around the same time, and part of a planned trilogy (of which the third has not been announced yet, peculiar, hmm). I was a bit disappointed that the first film wasn’t a “steam punk …

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Jan 31

The Last Stand

The Arnold is back! Alright, maybe he hasn’t really gone anywhere. The Govenator was still taking part in The Expendables¬†franchise at least, but with The Last Stand he is officially back in the lead role. Just don’t confuse it with the X-Men movie of the same name. Although Phoenix could solve this problem in an …

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