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Dec 12

Darkest Hour

With a title like Darkest Hour, you would assume the movie would take place sometime in the 1-4am range of whatever time zone that film is in. But what do we know. Well we do know is that The Darkest Hour is a film that came out six years and features at least one more …

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Nov 10

The Hitman’s Bodyguard

I remember when the first poster for The Hitman’s Bodyguard came out, everyone just naturally assumed it was a joke. There wasn’t prior knowledge of some mysterious Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson movie, just a poster and a lot of laughs. It was a parody of the poster for The Bodyguard, but you know, …

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Jun 19

The Space Between Us

When did The Space Between Us come out? Shit, I don’t remember. This year maybe, or last year and I am super far behind. [Editor’s Note: It was this year! First week in February, I am not super far behind!] I think I received an invite to this one, but a better looking movie was …

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Jul 10

Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes did something miraculously a few years ago. It was able to bring back a cherished series, put its own stamp on it, and not suck completely. You know, like what Planet of the Apes couldn’t do a decade and a half ago. But still! Well done Rise. It …

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Feb 17


Motherfucking RoboCop. The Hero of Detroit. Why he doesn’t have a statue yet, I still do not know. Fucking politicians, corrupt as always. Anyways, when I heard there was a remake, I was fine with it. When I heard it was PG-13, I was confused. Do they understand the point of that franchise? Besides the …

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Aug 22


I didn’t know a lot about Paranoia¬†before viewing it. Outside of the trailer, it didn’t have any advertising from what I could tell. But it did have two great actors in head roles, so there is some amount of hope that it is surprisingly decent. Hey. That guy looks like a thinner, less strong, less …

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Oct 26


I am surprised at how little Lawless was talked about when it first hit theaters. They didn’t really give away any of the plot, but made it seem like a ganster/western movie of some sort, with some bad ass actors. And you know, uhh, Shia LaBeouf. Damn it Shia, what did I tell you about …

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Jul 20

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises has the pleasure and curse of being one of the top three anticipated movies of the year (along with The Avengers and The Hobbit). As it is a straight up sequel, not a collaboration of movies like the Avengers, it almost has more pressure because it will be compared success and …

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Jun 07

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

SPY MOVIES. But this is not your James Bond type of Spy Movie. This is the more subtle, information based spy movie. Of course more secret government organizations. But it is also British, and with other European people. As a hardcore American, that is a negative to me. Because we are the best. But honestly, …

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Apr 17

The Dark Knight

Hooray! Review 450! That in no way is a real significant number, just that it is divisible by 50. Normally this is where I do a big long review of a bad movie, spoil the shit out of it, and make you laugh. Twilight series and High School Musical stuff so far. But the next …

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