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Jul 13

The LEGO Batman Movie

If you are new here, I have rallied against animated films so far this year. We just had a summer with Cars 3 and Despicable Me 3, both incredibly bad to super bad films. And these are our tent pole films for the year more or less! There is very little hope of animated films …

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May 09

Holidays

Horror anthologies are all of the rage. I probably said that in my last review of a horror anthology, V/H/S: Viral, in October of 2014. Since then there hasn’t really been any horror anthologies. They died really quick. There was another film called Southbound, but I missed it, so I will just have to wait …

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Jan 21

The Identical

The Identical actually came to theaters first week of September, and, from what I can remember, it was the only thing to come out that whole week. Yet I didn’t see it til its DVD Release. Why? Well. It didn’t have any pre-screenings at all, around the country. Popular movies have pre-screenings. Movies that end …

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Oct 16

Sexy Evil Genius

I think it goes without saying that I picked up this movie to watch based on the title alone. Well, you’d be wrong, internet reader. No, although tantalizing, the title of Sexy Evil Genius was not the reason I picked it up. I actually picked it up because it had five actors on the cover …

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Nov 22

Sex Drive

Yeahhhhhhhhh Sexytime! Pink Robe? Check. Redneck? Check. Mexican Donut? Double Check! Sex Drive was a teen road trip comedy coming of age story movie, that when it came out, I think I saw about one advertisement for. Like every movie, I was about to watch the unrated version of the movie, but it began quite …

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Oct 01

Mars Needs Moms

This is the worst movie I have watched so far with these reviews. This just has to be a bad movie. Not a good kids movie and a bad movie, but a bad kids movie too. Besides its horrible title (Mars Needs Moms? What does that even mean?), the reason it failed box office wise …

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